Pony

Today.

Sadie: Do you know what I want to ask Santa for, Mama?

Me: What's that?

Sadie: I want him to bring me a pony.

Me: Hm, I don't think Santa can bring you a pony.

S: Why?

Me: Well, it won't fit on his sled.

S: Oh, okay. How about just a small toy pony, then?

Me: Oh yeah, he can do that. A smooth pony or one with fur?

S: A small pony with fur. That's what I'll ask for!