We've got a bit of a pest problem. It's not mice. Or ants.
They're big. And they're mean. And they eat little kids.Or so I'm told.
They tell me there are monsters in the hallway. A few in the bedroom. One or two in the utility room.
So we brewed up a concoction that was specially designed to repel, eradicate and destroy them.
I'm sure you've heard of it, no?
It takes care of them all. Cyclops, boogeymen, ghouls, you name it.
It's fun to spray.
And it smells delicious.
And, by Jove, it really works.
Mrs. McGillicuddy knows her monsters.